You Don't Wanna Be My Girlfriend

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Recorded, edited, mixed, and mastered by Dave Maguire at Crashbox Studios in Sterling, Virginia (2018-2019).


You you you you don't wanna be my girlfriend
Cause if you do it's gonna make us mad
So mad

And you you you you you don't wanna be my girlfriend
Cause if you do its gonna make us sad
So Sad

Well it happened once before
This girl I adored
Took my heart with her
And half my fucking furniture

So if you you you wanna be my girlfriend' gonna have to tell me its alright
Yeah you're gonna have to tell me its alright


from Couch Professor, released March 7, 2019
Vocals: Nolan HillS
Guitar: Matt Guy
Bass: Matt Guy
Drums: Chris Wemple

Written by Matt Guy
(c) Matthew Guy 2018 (p) Matthew Guy 2019


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Couch Professor is a DC area based post-punk, alt-rock, hard-indie rock band. We are a recording band and play live shows. You will find our songs are both heavy and melodic, gritty yet catchy and memorable. You can reach us on our webpage or on our band phone number at: (703) 636-2273 or by writing us at ... more

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